Jul 25, 2014

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Jul 25, 2014
thelittlefrenchbullblog:

My brother sent this to me today….thought I’d share it with you :) x




On Aging - Enjoy the ride. 
There is no return ticket
by George Carlin



Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old
is when we’re kids? If you’re less than 10 years old, you’re so
excited about aging that you think in fractions.

'How old are you?' 'I'm four and a half!' You're never thirty-six and
a half. You’re four and a half, going on five! That’s the key..

You get into your teens, now they can’t hold you back. You jump to the
next number, or even a few ahead.

'How old are you?' 'I'm gonna be 16!' You could be 13, but hey, you're
gonna be 16! And then the greatest day of your life ! You become 21.
Even the words sound like a ceremony.YOU BECOME 21. YESSSS!!!

But then you turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there? Makes you sound
like bad milk! He TURNED; we had to throw him out. There’s no fun now,
you’re Just a sour-dumpling.. What’s wrong? What’s changed?

You BECOME 21, you TURN 30, then you’re PUSHING 40. Whoa! Put on the
brakes, it’s all slipping away. Before you know it, you REACH 50 and
your dreams are gone…

But! wait!! ! You MAKE it to 60. You didn’t think you would!

So you BECOME 21, TURN 30,  PUSH 40, REACH 50 and make it to 60.

You’ve built up so much speed that you HIT 70! After that it’s a
day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday!

You get into your 80’s and every day is a complete cycle; you HIT
lunch; you TURN 4:30; you REACH bedtime. And it doesn’t end there.
Into the 90s, you start going backwards; ‘I Was JUST  92.’

Then a strange thing happens. If you make it over 100, you become a
little kid again. ‘I’m 100 and a half!’
May you all make it to a healthy 100 and a half!!

HOW TO STAY YOUNG


1. Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age, weight and
height. Let the doctors worry about them. That is why you pay them.

2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down.

3.Keep learning.  Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening,
whatever, even ham radio.. Never let the brain idle.. ‘An idle mind is
the devil’s workshop.’ And the devil’s  family name is  Alzheimer’s.

4. Enjoy the simple things.

5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.

6…. The tears happen. Endure, grieve, and move on. The only person,
who is with us our entire life, is ourselves. Be ALIVE while you are
alive.

7. Surround yourself with what you love , whether it’s family, pets,
keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever.Your home is your refuge.

8. Cherish your health: If it is good, preserve it. If it is unstable,
improve it.. If it is beyond what you can improve, get help.

9. Don’t take guilt trips.. Take a trip to the mall, even to the next
county; to a foreign country but NOT to where the guilt is.

10. Tell the people you love that you love them, at every opportunity..

AND ALWAYS REMEMBER:
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the
moments that take our breath away.

And if you don’t send this to at least 8 people - who cares?   But do
share this with someone. We all need to live life to its fullest each
day!!



Life’s journey is not to
arrive at the grave safely
in a well preserved body,
but rather to skid in sideways,
totally worn out, shouting

’..holy sh*t ….what a ride!’

thelittlefrenchbullblog:

My brother sent this to me today….thought I’d share it with you :) x

On Aging - Enjoy the ride. 

There is no return ticket

by George Carlin

Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old

is when we’re kids? If you’re less than 10 years old, you’re so

excited about aging that you think in fractions.

'How old are you?' 'I'm four and a half!' You're never thirty-six and

a half. You’re four and a half, going on five! That’s the key..

You get into your teens, now they can’t hold you back. You jump to the

next number, or even a few ahead.

'How old are you?' 'I'm gonna be 16!' You could be 13, but hey, you're

gonna be 16! And then the greatest day of your life ! You become 21.

Even the words sound like a ceremony.YOU BECOME 21. YESSSS!!!

But then you turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there? Makes you sound

like bad milk! He TURNED; we had to throw him out. There’s no fun now,

you’re Just a sour-dumpling.. What’s wrong? What’s changed?

You BECOME 21, you TURN 30, then you’re PUSHING 40. Whoa! Put on the

brakes, it’s all slipping away. Before you know it, you REACH 50 and

your dreams are gone…

But! wait!! ! You MAKE it to 60. You didn’t think you would!

So you BECOME 21, TURN 30,  PUSH 40, REACH 50 and make it to 60.

You’ve built up so much speed that you HIT 70! After that it’s a

day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday!

You get into your 80’s and every day is a complete cycle; you HIT

lunch; you TURN 4:30; you REACH bedtime. And it doesn’t end there.

Into the 90s, you start going backwards; ‘I Was JUST  92.’

Then a strange thing happens. If you make it over 100, you become a

little kid again. ‘I’m 100 and a half!’

May you all make it to a healthy 100 and a half!!

HOW TO STAY YOUNG

1. Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age, weight and

height. Let the doctors worry about them. That is why you pay them.

2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down.

3.Keep learning.  Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening,

whatever, even ham radio.. Never let the brain idle.. ‘An idle mind is

the devil’s workshop.’ And the devil’s  family name is  Alzheimer’s.

4. Enjoy the simple things.

5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.

6…. The tears happen. Endure, grieve, and move on. The only person,

who is with us our entire life, is ourselves. Be ALIVE while you are

alive.

7. Surround yourself with what you love , whether it’s family, pets,

keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever.Your home is your refuge.

8. Cherish your health: If it is good, preserve it. If it is unstable,

improve it.. If it is beyond what you can improve, get help.

9. Don’t take guilt trips.. Take a trip to the mall, even to the next

county; to a foreign country but NOT to where the guilt is.

10. Tell the people you love that you love them, at every opportunity..

AND ALWAYS REMEMBER:

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the

moments that take our breath away.

And if you don’t send this to at least 8 people - who cares?   But do

share this with someone. We all need to live life to its fullest each

day!!

Life’s journey is not to

arrive at the grave safely

in a well preserved body,

but rather to skid in sideways,

totally worn out, shouting

’..holy sh*t ….what a ride!’

Jul 25, 2014

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Jul 25, 2014

midnightcowboy1969:

"im sorry i dont watch movies….. i watch films”

image

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Jul 25, 2014

posthawk:

Rushmore (1998)

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Jul 25, 2014
Jul 25, 2014

Naomi Watts, David Lynch and Laura Elena Harring at the Cannes premiere of Mulholland Drive, 2001.
Naomi Watts, David Lynch and Laura Elena Harring at the Cannes premiere of Mulholland Drive, 2001.

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Jul 25, 2014

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Jul 19, 2014
Jul 19, 2014

The Grand Budapest Hotel (2014) dir. Wes Anderson.

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Jul 18, 2014

ginimasters:

Pete stealing Peggy’s drink

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Jul 18, 2014

I wanna fondue with you Leonardo DiCaprio

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Jul 18, 2014

yer-a-wizard-castiel:

becoming a parent means being the one to get the wasp out of the room and idk if i’m prepared to do that

(Source: nerdygabriel, via nortonings)

Jul 18, 2014

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Jul 18, 2014

   ”The news reporters would show Nick Dunne, husband of the missing woman, standing metallically next to his father-in-law, arms crossed, eyes glazed, looking almost bored as Amy’s parents wept. And then worse. My longtime response, the need to remind people I wasn’t a dick, I was a nice guy despite the affectless stare, the haughty, douchebag face.
   So there it came, out of nowhere, as Rand begged for his daughter’s return: a killer smile.” — Gillian Flynn, Gone Girl.

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